December 2009
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not 2009?
robot boy
Mr. an Mrs. Smith had a wonderful life. They were a normal, happy husband and wife. One day they got news that made Mr. Smith glad. Mrs. Smith would would be a mom which would make him the dad! But something was wrong with their bundle of joy. It wasn’t human at all, it was a robot boy! He wasn’t warm and cuddly and he didn’t have skin. Instead there was a cold, thin...
californication
karen: well, if you were not so preoccupied with sticking your dick in any hole that will have you, you might notice these things.
hank: yes, but you kicked my dick out of the house. you made my dick homeless, and out-of-doors is a place where penises don't generally fare well, in the rain and the wind and all that. so it seeks shelter--
karen: hank, shut up.
hank: --my homelesss dick must now seek shelter from the storm, where and whence it can.
